In other news the Italians made a 51 ton pizza
fuckin italians
(Source: foodbeast.com)
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
- mom: *gets into car*
- me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
